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"Hi there, you've reached the voicemail of Kathy Li. Leave a message and I'll get back to you."

"Hi! You've reached Kathy's voicemail. I'm not here right now, but please leave a message so I can get back to you! Mom, Dad, I'm fine, I love you, I miss you, and yes, I'm studying hard."

Beep


Three ringing tones are heard before an automated message picks up. "We're sorry, your call cannot be completed at this time. All circuits are busy at this time. We are requesting all non-urgent calls be put on hold to keep the lines clear for emergency services. Thank you for your cooperation as we work to get the lines cleared." The tone plays again and the message is repeated three more times before the line automatically disconnects.

Very rarely, a call manages to get through and a message can be left.


*There are several clicks, as if an attempt at connection is being made, but then there's only silence and hissing on the line until, eventually, the phone disconnects.*

[OOC: Feel free to leave as many messages as you'd like, but assume that 4 were dropped for everyone that makes it through.]


In creating this journal, the author has assumed the identity of a fictional person for use in the role-playing game fandomhigh, for the sole purpose of entertainment, without intending to obtain a benefit or to injure or defraud either the person who created the fictional person, or any reader of this content. The author does not purport to be the creator of the fictional person, or to be affiliated with the creator, or with any person or entity with an interest in the fictional person. The author does not claim to be the person who is being used as the graphical representation of that fictional person, nor intend to obtain a benefit or to injure or defraud that person by use of their image.

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Crazy Phones

notaweenie

2015-04-01 05:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

From here

Yeah. Okay. Whatever. Didn't have any plans on having sex with you anyway so I didn't get my hopes up.

Re: Crazy Phones

spin_kick_snap

2015-04-01 11:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, and here!]

April Fool Phone

hexentotchen

2015-04-01 07:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

[from here!]

"I wasn't flirting with you! I appreciate you offering to help, but I didn't think you meant that I'd want to sleep with you! ... who is Andraste, anyway? I'm sorry!"

Re: April Fool Phone

spin_kick_snap

2015-04-02 12:08 am (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, here, and here]

Wires Crossed Wednesday

halfbad

2015-04-01 11:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

[From here]

"First of all, where did this come from? Second of all, I mean, uh, sex is something I'm interested in but it's not at the top of my priority list. I mean, do you wanna have it that badly? With me?"

Re: Wires Crossed Wednesday

spin_kick_snap

2015-04-02 12:21 am (UTC) (Link)

[And this went here, here, and here!]

iceolatedqueen

2015-04-02 12:07 am (UTC) (Link)

[From here!]

"Prude-ness? Wait, you don't think I'm a prude, do you? You... don't think I should stand naked in the doorway for Barry, like he asked? Absolutely nothing would come of it!" A beat. "Oh no, I am a prude."

spin_kick_snap

2015-04-02 12:41 am (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, here, and here.]

tigerundercover

2015-04-02 12:27 am (UTC) (Link)

from here

*Thirty solid seconds of delighted laughing.* "What? Oh honey."

spin_kick_snap

2015-04-02 12:52 am (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, and here.]

myownface

2015-04-02 01:00 am (UTC) (Link)

[From here!]

"Oh, shit. If calling people to talk about our sex lives is spring tradition, I have so been dropping the ball these past few years. Okay, so, like, sit down, because I will talk your ear off about sex if you let me. Like, ignoring that the last time I had any was... shit, it wasn't even with that Twi'Lek on Nar Shaddaa, I got shot at that time. And weird island shit, I maintain, just doesn't count. So, me and Ez--"

And then the message cut off, because these things had time limits, Spark.

spin_kick_snap

2015-04-02 03:06 am (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, and here]

throughaphase

2015-04-02 02:20 am (UTC) (Link)

[From here]

"Wait, what is this about a gunfight? Is the succubus a good shot?"

Edited at 2015-04-02 02:21 am (UTC)

spin_kick_snap

2015-04-02 03:24 am (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, here, and here]

locointhecoco

2015-04-02 02:30 am (UTC) (Link)

From here

"Oooo, does that mean somepony can, like, pick you up and fire you at people? I did that once with my friend Twilight when we were fighting off changelings, it was tons of fun! Though . . . maybe less fun for Twilight. I never asked.

"Oh, I'm not going to fire you at changelings, though. My cannon works just as well for that. Unless you're a unicorn? ARE YOU A UNICORN?

"Anywho, call me! Byyyyeeeeeeee!"

spin_kick_snap

2015-04-02 03:47 am (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, and here.]

heromaniac

2015-04-02 03:16 am (UTC) (Link)

Momoko chuckled and rolled her eyes as she called Kenzi back.

"Hey Thief-girl. Is that code for 'come quickly I've gotten myself arrested and don't remember who I am again'? If it's anything less than a felony and you can give it back to whoever it belongs, call me back and we'll talk bail."

spin_kick_snap

2015-04-02 05:20 am (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, and here.]

bestatmystery

2015-06-18 04:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

Lottie's text was made up almost entirely of Youtube links, exclamation points, and a wide variety of excited looking emojis.

Congratulations, Kathy. You've made it to Lottie's coveted "excitable text" list! Hope you had a decent texting plan.

rebelseekspizza

2015-10-12 01:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

No text. Just a selfie of Dante cheerfully flipping a really angry-looking Tyrannosaurus Rex the finger.

Look what you were missing out on, Kathy.

Edited at 2015-10-12 01:44 pm (UTC)

spin_kick_snap

2015-10-12 07:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

Kathy burst out laughing as soon as she got the text. Dammit, she was missing out.

Making friends with that typical Dante charm, I see.

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smilestopscars

2015-10-15 07:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

A little birdie had told Ezra that Kathy had a newfound appreciation of selfies. That was why, without preamble or even explanation, she ended up receiving a photo this fine afternoon. Of Ezra. Locking lips with Dante.

Actually, he was biting Dante's lip but it was clearly mid-makeout.

spin_kick_snap

2015-10-15 07:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

"Hnnngh," was Kathy's clever and oh-so eloquent reply.

A good thirty seconds of staring later, she finally remembered she should return the text. So he got a picture and the message, You have my attention.</a>

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myownface

2016-01-29 09:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

"Oh my god. Oh my god oh my god I totally just took so many notes. So, you know, I might be a little bit traumatized now, I think? But it can't hurt knowing like thirteen thousand ways to destroy a man without ever going anywhere near his balls."

A beat.

"So thanks I guess?"

[Redirected from here!]

spin_kick_snap

2016-01-29 10:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

[And going here]

not_every_mage

2016-01-29 10:35 pm (UTC) (Link)

[From here]

"You live with me. You know there hasn't been anything with knives and Sparkle here. Not that it doesn't sound a little intriguing."

spin_kick_snap

2016-01-29 10:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

[To here, here, here, and here!]

Special delivery!

myownface

2016-02-14 11:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

One (1) fancy heart-shaped lingerie box with no tag on it, delivered later in the day...

Containing one (1) set of decidedly un-sexy but surprisingly high quality thermal underwear, as well as one (1) cute black knit toque with a Minnie Mouse polka-dotted bow on the side, and a pair of winter gloves to match, with a note tucked underneath.

I wound up stocking winter gear today at work, and these made me think of you. Not like that, sorry, but fuck, I wish I could have seen your face when you got the box. Don't die of cold when you could be kicking ass or getting laid, Mouse.

Happy Valentine's Day
Sparkle

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