Eating: Chips
Katherine Hana Li spin_kick_snap
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Apartment Above Luke's, Thursday Afternoon
Kathy was sitting crosslegged in her living room, surrounded by a truly staggering number of anatomically-shaped lollipops, hard candies, and other confections. It turned out that the company that had supplied Dite's with chocolates and candy had gone out of business and multiple other companies had sent samples to the store in hopes of scoring the contract. Kathy...wasn't sure what it said about the store or the island that it was considered a lucrative enough market for a number of stores to go to this much trouble.

But, she was determined to be a good manager and if that meant spending the afternoon trying a ridiculous amount of sexy candy to decide which she liked best, well, she was up to the task. As long as she took breaks for real food every few hours, she should be okay, right? And she had a pen and paper to record her observations (and had come up with several criteria to judge them on), making this all legit and aboveboard and not just an excuse to gorge out on penis-shaped candy all day.

So far, she'd noticed that the sour gummy boobs made the cut on her lip burn and the mold for one of the companies tended to make their chocolates look more like melted candles than anything sexy. Oh, and another company used cheap chocolate that tended to flake off which was just NOT attractive in something meant to simulate body parts. It was this kind of attention to detail that separated the good managers from the mediocre, see?

[Open! But probably slow as I'm still in training, so who knows what my schedule will be when this finally posts. Link to Anders' thread.]

rebelseekspizza

2017-03-02 11:45 am (UTC) (Link)

Dante was just back out of Limbo City. Hadn't exactly been able to score any kind of fruit full of booze, but he did have a bottle of mid-range vodka, so it evened out.

At least, that was his story and he was sticking with it.

He made his way to the apartment above Luke's after a quick pit-stop at home, bottle under his arm. And knocked.

spin_kick_snap

2017-03-02 03:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

"Come in!" Kathy called, lap full of candy necklaces. From far away, it was almost hard to tell that the candies were dirty, which amused her greatly. Now she had to taste the different varieties that they came in; she was both intrigued by and dubious of the "Exotic Fruit" one. "It's open!"

rebelseekspizza

2017-03-02 03:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

"All right," Dante called, a verbal shrug, and opened up the door, shouldering his way in. "Vodka delivery."

spin_kick_snap

2017-03-02 04:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

Welcome to Sexy Candy Hell, Dante. Or heaven. Really depended on which candy you tried.

"Hi!" Kathy said, glancing up to give him a smile. "My favorite kind of delivery!"

rebelseekspizza

2017-03-02 04:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

"I dunno, you look like you've had a few kinds of deliveries already," Dante said, walking towards her, bottle outstretched.

spin_kick_snap

2017-03-02 04:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

"Well, everyone knows middling vodka and cheap candy pair beautifully," Kathy laughed, holding the hem of her shirt to keep the candy from falling out as she stood up. "So it's all good."

rebelseekspizza

2017-03-02 06:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

"Cool," Dante started.

Only with the giant bottle of vodka gone could he get a good look at Kathy's face.

"Okay, the fuck happened to you?"

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